Paul Murad Gets Engaged Jews Eat Soup

Paul Murad Gets Engaged Jews Eat Soup

Another day of being sick.

I woke up around 12:30, felt weak, but still managed to eat a few pieces of candy and a salad.

Wandered around the house, almost in a daze, trying to shake off this bug that I got, but a 20 minute shower and cup of tea, almost made me feel better.

Almost.

So, I head to the car, get in, turn it on, crank the radio, start to drive.

What was that rattle?

Stop the car, turn down the radio and start driving again.

Rattle.

Damn.

I go outside and see that my rear tire was flat.

What does this genius do?

I didn’t have time to call AAA and was to weak to change the tire.

Wait.

Who am I kidding?

I just didn’t feel like it and didn’t want to get dirty.

So, I drove to the closest tire place, resigned that it was going to cost me a fortune.

But, someone was smiling down on me, because I still had a warranty on the tire and the whole thing cost $6.00.

Finally, I made it to Hebrew School, where I ate jelly beans and taught about passover.

Then home.

So nauseous.

Need chicken soup.

Shorty and I were watching TV on the couch.

The Millionaire Matchmaker to be exact.

Who did I see on it?

My friend Paul Murad.

Yup, the same Paul Murad who entertained me while I was in Vegas a few weeks ago.

Apparently Patti Stanger was fixing him up with a nice Jewish girl.

Cidney.

It’s funny how small a world this is.

HotJewishGirls.com wanted her to to be featured, but we never got in touch.

Now that I know she is dating paul, I never would have asked.

But anyway, Fat Jewish Guy, wishes Skinny Jewish Millionaire and Hot Jewish Girl luck.

I hope they are registered at Walmart.

By the way, Paul has a book.

Buy it.

My book comes out next week.

Seriously.

But first chicken soup.

Go Hillary!

“Bitch is the new black!”

Happy birthday grandpa……..We miss you.

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