Paul Murad Gets Engaged Jews Eat Soup
Another day of being sick.
I woke up around 12:30, felt weak, but still managed to eat a few pieces of candy and a salad.
Wandered around the house, almost in a daze, trying to shake off this bug that I got, but a 20 minute shower and cup of tea, almost made me feel better.
So, I head to the car, get in, turn it on, crank the radio, start to drive.
What was that rattle?
Stop the car, turn down the radio and start driving again.
I go outside and see that my rear tire was flat.
What does this genius do?
I didn’t have time to call AAA and was to weak to change the tire.
Who am I kidding?
I just didn’t feel like it and didn’t want to get dirty.
So, I drove to the closest tire place, resigned that it was going to cost me a fortune.
But, someone was smiling down on me, because I still had a warranty on the tire and the whole thing cost $6.00.
Finally, I made it to Hebrew School, where I ate jelly beans and taught about passover.
Need chicken soup.
Shorty and I were watching TV on the couch.
The Millionaire Matchmaker to be exact.
Who did I see on it?
My friend Paul Murad.
Yup, the same Paul Murad who entertained me while I was in Vegas a few weeks ago.
Apparently Patti Stanger was fixing him up with a nice Jewish girl.
It’s funny how small a world this is.
HotJewishGirls.com wanted her to to be featured, but we never got in touch.
Now that I know she is dating paul, I never would have asked.
But anyway, Fat Jewish Guy, wishes Skinny Jewish Millionaire and Hot Jewish Girl luck.
I hope they are registered at Walmart.
By the way, Paul has a book.
My book comes out next week.
But first chicken soup.
“Bitch is the new black!”
Happy birthday grandpa……..We miss you.