So, Shorty called me today.
She was very excited.
I had news also, but I listened to her.
Good thing I did, because she found a new market and was talking a mile a minute.
Apparently it’s a new concept in selling food.
Everything there is fresh.
Also, apparently it’s easy to get to as well.
Here is how it works.
They put a piece of meat, fish or cheese out.
The price is put on the package.
2 days before the sell by date they mark it down 30%.
On the sell by date they mark it down 50%.
So, I get home and there is a really nice looking New York strip steak.
I look at the price and was in shock.
It was 1.99.
Shorty fell for the marketing at the market and bought me bad meat.
She will never admit it.
Sure, she tried to justify it by saying we bought meat at the market last week and kept it in the fridge for 4 days.
But, there is something wrong with meat being 1.99.
As I ate the steak and hoped to g-d I wouldn’t get e-coli, I thought about the irony.
I was eating a New York strip and just booked a ticket to New York.
Yup, I’m going to the big apple.
Next week.
I am so happy, that I made myself a tuna melt.
Used provolone cheese.
It tasted so good.
Until I realized that it cost 48 cents.
Fresh and easy will either kill me or save me a lot of money.
Also, check out this new video by the Swift Kids.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

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Tue, Mar 11, 2008
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