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Does Barack Obama Drink Grape Kool Aid I have no idea, but I do.
In fact, today was he first time I drank some.

It was so good that I drank a whole pitcher of it.

Tasted just like a melted ice pop.

The grape kool aid went well with the Chinese food that Shorty and I got.

We went to Pei Wei which is owned by PF Chang’s. (makers of cake in a glass)

A cup of coffee and an orange later, we were back home watching Law and Order.

As I was watching the Tivo’d episodes I started to realize something.

All the suspects as they are being questioned ask for a lawyer.

Two minutes later, one shows up.

Now, I have never been arrested.

But, hypothetically, if driving while eating was a crime, then I would be hauled into court for a DWE (driving while eating).

I would then ask for a lawyer.

Now what?

I don’t know anyone to call.

So, I would look in the phone book, call one, leave a message, have them call me back, arrange payment, then maybe they would be at the police station 2 days later.

By that time I would be thirsty.

Maybe I could get some Kool Aid?

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