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Today was nothing short of crazy.

Woke up and went to breakfast with Stacey Steele.

Breakfast consisted of a Cesar salad and penne pomodoro.

The only problem was that apparently in Florida penne means zitti.

Not that I don’t like that noodle.

I have nothing against zitti.

I actually like it when it’s baked with cheese and sauce.

However, today I wanted penne and was kind of excited to eat some.

But, they messed up.

I didn’t say anything and ate it…I had bigger things to do.

Next, I shot a video with Stacey Steele where I ended up getting arrested.

I can’t tell you much more till you see it, but don’t worry, Fat Jewish Guy still is clean.

Maybe it was staged?

Maybe it wasn’t, but you can judge for yourself when you see it.

Then I took another Duck tour.

Did you know that the term “Real McCoy” has to do with prohibition?

I didn’t either.

Then I saw grandma.

Well, after she was 30 minutes late I got to see her.

Watching 3 older Jewish people trying to work a GPS machine is comedy in itself.

But, it was great to see her.

Dinner was good and when I said goodbye it was bittersweet.

Passover.

Hopefully I’ll make it home to see her.

After that it was time to go clubbing.

Fat Jewish Guy doesn’t pay to go anywhere.

So, Stacey Steele, got me in to the hottest club around.

The Voodoo Lounge.

Which by the way is owned by Dennis Rodman.,

He wasn’t there, but maybe, just maybe I’ll get to interview him tomorrow.

Any way the club was hot and they were actually shooting an “adult” movie for InTheVip.com.

It was hot.

Finally, hanging in the VIP till 4 am with some cool cats was awesome as well.

Dancing, hanging and being seen.

What a night.

Did I forget to mention the eclipse?

Florida Rocks.

Gym in 3 hours.

I’m a trooper though.

A hungry trooper.