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I spent all day looking at Giants SuperBowl Shirts.

I mean Giants Super Bowl Shirts.

Sorry, typo.

But anyway as I was busy doing things, I get a phone call.

Not recognizing the phone number, I put down my coffee (no more liquid candy) and answer.

It was none other then Alison from The Millionaire Matchmaker.

If you don’t remember who that is, trust me she is HOT and you can see her video here

But anyway, I tried to sound charming as I listened to what she had to say.

Yes, Allison, I love the show.

Sure, Allison, I would love to go to coffee.

But then she hit me with it.

“Um, David…my name is Alison with one L. Not 2″

Honey…have you read my website?

There are typos everywhere.

I can’t even spell teh word the.

I put up a shirt last night and instead of believe I wrote belive.

But anyway, I promised her I would set the record straight.

Alison has one L.

Unless you are like every other Allison out there.

Then you have 2.

But not this one.

I hung up and resumed drinking my coffee.

I really miss my liquid concoction.

But, I was trying to be healthy.

So, I went home and ate a pound of Tri Tips. (steak)

Oh yeah, I also had a Toffee Cake at Starbucks.

As you feel sorry for me, or are just disgusted by my eating habits, enjoy this video with Penthouse Pet Jaime Hammer, Vivid Girl and Penthouse Pet Brea Lynn and me…Fat Jewish Guy

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