DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts

DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts
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Once again, I got another message on my phone.

I tried calling back the number, but all I got was a sexy voice with a voice mail.

Left a message and told her to call me.

I am thinking it’s a prank, but who knows?

I had bigger things to worry about.

Since I stopped drinking my liquid candy concoction, I have a sweet tooth.

I tried everything.

Snickers, Twix, Jelly beans, Kit Kat, nothing works.

I tried 4 sweet and lows in my coffee.

Not the same.

So, I went to 7-11 and got a small.

I know it’s bad for me, but I had to do it.

Maybe, I drank like 200 calories worth of chocolate.

The only problem is that I ate like 1000 calories worth of chocolate before I broke down.

So, I would have been better off drinking my liquid candy in the first place.

Them after I got the image of the HOT chick out of my head, (I think she is Jewish) I remembered that I had interviewed a skinny Jewish guy by the name of DJ Cassidy.

I didn’t know much about him, but when I looked him up, I saw that he spins beats for Puff, J-Lo and other celebs that have one name.

So, I figure I will air the interview right now.

Then, as I took off my Obama Shirt I realized that we are about to witness history.

Black, woman or just plain old.

Some minority is going to win this election.

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