DJ Cassidy Hot Jewish Girls Obama T Shirts
Once again, I got another message on my phone.
I tried calling back the number, but all I got was a sexy voice with a voice mail.
Left a message and told her to call me.
I am thinking it’s a prank, but who knows?
I had bigger things to worry about.
Since I stopped drinking my liquid candy concoction, I have a sweet tooth.
I tried everything.
Snickers, Twix, Jelly beans, Kit Kat, nothing works.
I tried 4 sweet and lows in my coffee.
Not the same.
So, I went to 7-11 and got a small.
I know it’s bad for me, but I had to do it.
Maybe, I drank like 200 calories worth of chocolate.
The only problem is that I ate like 1000 calories worth of chocolate before I broke down.
So, I would have been better off drinking my liquid candy in the first place.
Them after I got the image of the HOT chick out of my head, (I think she is Jewish) I remembered that I had interviewed a skinny Jewish guy by the name of DJ Cassidy.
I didn’t know much about him, but when I looked him up, I saw that he spins beats for Puff, J-Lo and other celebs that have one name.
So, I figure I will air the interview right now.
Then, as I took off my Obama Shirt I realized that we are about to witness history.
Black, woman or just plain old.
Some minority is going to win this election.