A1A Beach Front Avenue

Girls are hot wearing less than bikinis.

But anyway.

Last night was crazy.

Before I get to that though, let me tell you about the food.

For lunch, I ate sloppy joes and a place ironically called, Sloppy Joes.

I haven’t had one of those in forever, and it tasted just like i remember.

Then, I went to work out.

That lasted about 35 seconds and after I realized that my thighs were burning, I had to stop and sit in the corner.

Finally, I went and changed and got ready for my last night out.

30,000 square feet of hookah is pretty damn cool.

Off the Hookah (yes that is the name of the place) was awesome.

Chicks dancing, smoking, eating and drinking was all I needed to see.

There was even a bed there, and I was able to grab a few of the drunk girls to film my own version of “Girls gone Wild”

I was gonna call it, “Girls Gone fat” but I realized that probably was not a good name for it.

Anyway, after that we went to a place called, “Jet Set.” where I watched Stacey Steele give this smoking hot blonde a pole dancing lesson.

(yes I know my life is a hard one)

Did I get to interview that blonde?

Maybe.

Did she try and make out with me?

Maybe.

Do I have it all on video?

You bet!

After that, it was off to the Floridian, where I had a bagel, lox, and capers.

If I may digress for a minute, I have no idea what caper is.

It’s like a salty pea.

I think.

If anyone knows, please let me know.

I am curious.

Anyway, after late night breakfast, we took the top down and drove down A1A back towards Stacey’s place.

The couch was not comfortable.

It was like a board stuck in my back.

But, whatever.

I only slept for 2 hours, then I had to go back to the gym to watch Stacey give a Strip Cardio class.

(I told you my life was hard)

Breakfast was a bagel dog at Einstein’s.

Now, it’s time to pack and get ready to go back to the left coast.

I have a quick stop over in Charlotte.

Maybe I’ll get to watch a Duke lacrosse game and then go to an after party?

Umm….That’s probable not the best idea.

Back to Cali!

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