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I am still in shock that I was on the red carpet at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone opening in Las Vegas over the weekend.

It’s been two days since I got home, and I still catch myself flashing back to the weekend and wondering when I will get to go back.

Just kidding.

I catch myself dreaming about what I am going to eat next.

Breakfast was just toast with some peanut butter.

Nothing glamorous, although I did have some hot chocolate as well.

Here is my new thing.

I go to 7-11 and mix, Vanilla Cappuccino, Hot Chocolate, and Banana Latte.

It is like candy.

Warm, hot, candy.

Then I went to teach Hebrew school.

My 6th grade students had no idea what I had done over the weekend.

They had no idea that I was interviewing the likes of Mario Lopez.

Since I was tired and only 3 kids showed up, we made Jewopoly.

That’s my take on Monopoly.

We also ate Jelly Beans.

They were only allowed 5 each, but I got a handful.

After I got home and napped, I ate some baked ziti.

Low fat baked ziti.

It was ok, but I could barely taste the food as I was busy watching the Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo.

AMAZING.

Patty had the greatest quote ever.

Chateau Ghetto.

But anyway, it seems like just yesterday when I was at Sephora interviewing the cast.

Wait.

That was yesterday.

I noticed though that Allison was missing from this episode.

Where was she?

Who knows?

Who cares?

I do.

Why?

Because she is a HOT JEWISH GIRL.

Look at this video.

Do I have a chance? (I think she likes me)

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