Crazier Than Britney Spears

I am not liking too many people right about now.

Quitting smoking sucks.

No really.

It does.

But, I didn’t smoke today.

Let’s see what I did do instead.

Soup.

Chicken.

4 tomatoes.

2 cucumbers.

3 heads of lettuce.

Onion.

6 Dum Dum lollipops.

1 bag of skittles.

Bowl of popcorn.

1 pita with melted cheese.

6 cans of diet soda.

1 bottle of seltzer water.

Hmmmmmm.

What do you think is better for my body?

1 pack of smokes?

Or all that food?

I wonder

At least the cops weren’t at my house as I was locked in a room, on an unknown substance. Oh Britney Spears, what are we going to do with you?

All I know is that I was able to go to hotjewishgirls.com and day dream.