Fat Jewish Guy Has Left The Building

Thu, Dec 27, 2007

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Fat Jewish Guy Has Left The Building


Finally, I am home.

After 4 days in Las Vegas, the plane landed at 6:50 pm.

Never happier to be back in San Diego.

Let’s start in the morning.

I woke up to the Vegas sunshine filling my room and burning my eyes.

Went downstairs to spin the wheel.

Let me explain.

When you join a “rewards club” in Vegas, you can spin the wheel once a day and maybe, you will win some comp dollars.

They then expect you to spend all the money you saved at the casino and after that is done, reach into your wallet and spend some more.

So, of course Shorty and I didn’t win anything off the wheel today.

It was enough that she won 50 yesterday.

On the way back to the room, I saw a light.

Actually, it was many flashing lights, but it was calling my name.

I sat down at the Wheel of Fortune machine, put in 5 bucks and immediately won 75.

Yes!

Cashed out.

(well maybe played some blackjack first)

Then went to the room, checked out and headed to the buffet for my last Vegas meal.

2 hours later, (I kid you not) we left the dining room and I immediately went to the rest room.

3 pieces of roast beef, pasta al fredo, salad, cakes, soda, coffee and watermelon for breakfast just wasn’t sitting right with me.

So, we went to the airport.

Now we are home.

I only had 4 bags of nuts on the plane.

As we pulled into the parking lot, fireworks went off.

It was as if they were celebrating our arrival.

It was really the college bowl game going on near by.

Unpacked and made a pizza pita.

For a snack, I had 2 lamb chops.

Now, finally, I can go to sleep.

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