I can’t believe they made a movie about me.
I just saw knocked up and it was amazing.
So many similarities.
I mean it’s really weird.
Though I will say that I didn’t get fat over a nine month period.
I didn’t work for E.
I also didn’t have a melt down in the middle of a street where I kicked someone out of may car.
Maybe I did.
But that is irrelevant.
I did learn today that astringent means alcohol.
Do not put that on your face guys if you are shaving at your girlfriends in the morning.
I felt like I was in Home Alone.
Isn’t he a crack head now?
He’s rich as hell and I am sitting at home, nursing a hurt tooth and watching movies with friends.
Did I mention that I made dinner?
They are healthy, yet tasty all at once.
Also, I created a new dessert.
Apples stuffed with ice cream, brownies and pudding.
Some say I am a nice guy.
I say I am super bad!