Bucket of Fire

So now I am thirty.

My back hurts.

My prostate is inflamed.

I hate my kids.

So I did what every 30 year old does.

I went out and bought a sports car.

It’s awesome.

2007 Porche.

Red.

Buckets seats.

Die cast metal.

Fits in my pocket.

You know what also fits in my pocket?

A roll of Tums and Tootsie rolls.

I ate some left over kabobs today.

So good.

Life now begins.

Thirty is the new black.

%d bloggers like this: