A Random Commandment

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One of the commandments tells you, “though shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”

Well, I don’t covet anyone.

I don’t even know what that means.

Actually, if I were to covet anything it would be the awesome rice crispy treat that I am eating right now at the Egyptian Tea Room.

So here is the dilemma.

This girl wants to “bang” me in two weeks.

She is definitely hot.

She is definitely into it.

However, she is also my good friend’s love of his life.

So, what to do?

The answer is simple.

Nothing.

True, friends come and friends go.

So do women.

But, I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of this.

Therefore, it’s not gonna happen.

However, there is one thing that I would have no problem doing to my friend.

If he is eating a burger and turns his head, even for just one second.

That baby is mine.