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I’m not one to watch Dancing with the Stars, especially since I already danced with a star who was on that show. You don’t remember, really? Me cutting a rug in Vegas with uber shiksa hottie Stacy Keibler? Well, I remember, and I’m not saying anything happened, but if it did, I can’t talk about [...]

Let me correct myself. The title of this post should be, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon.” Actually, maybe I should have called it, “how to eat a 14 pound watermelon without spending the whole night peeing” Such is my life, I was hungry and with fat out of the picture and trying not [...]

SmokeStik. The past 4 months can only be described in one word. SmokeStik. Before you think that Fat Jewish Guy has become a shill for an Electric Cigarette Company, you should read on to hear my explanation. Starting in April, life became a bit intense. Since I didn’t want to have to censor myself, I [...]

Yesterday I got hit by a garbage truck as I was parking my car in Beverly Hills on my way to the dentist. Yes, I know, Fat Jewish Guy has a dentist in Beverly Hills, but that does not mean that I am better than you. The fact that I am awesome means that I [...]

Amazingly our Shamrock Shake remix video has 11,000 views on it as of this writing. The original Lane Bryant commercial parody now has 65,000 and now there is a new Cacique Intimate Commercial Parody Video. Yup, tonight in American Idol they are going to air the “controversial” Lane Bryant video. We wish that they had [...]