What is Facebook For?

11. March 2010

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What is Facebook For?

The obvious answer is to look at girls.
But, I don’t think that is the reason why my mother has facebook, so now I need to rethink this for a second.
Let’s look at the way I use facebook and maybe this will shed some light on the subject.
I started using facebook around 3-4 years ago because [...]

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Spring Break Essentials

10. March 2010

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Spring Break Essentials

Hot Girls and BBQ Sauce are obviously a must when planning any spring break road trip, but what exactly does today’s college student need when making the trek down to such Spring Break hot spots as Boston, Boise and the craziest, wildest Spring break getaway paradise, Haiti?
Spring Break Essentials:
Where to go on Spring Break?
So, [...]

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How to Get Over a Bad Day

9. March 2010

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How to Get Over a Bad Day

This will be a very short post.
All you have to do is watch this video.
You cannot help but smile.
Trust me.
Hit play and I dare you to to have anything but an upside down frown on your mug.
It’s that good.
By the way, a lot of people are asking if Kathryn Bigelow is Jewish.
As far as I [...]

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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

8. March 2010

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Kathryn Bigelow is a Prostitute

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore.
Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams)
If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.)
By the way, Navi [...]

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Justin Bieber Hates Jews and Whales

4. March 2010

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Justin Bieber Hates Jews and Whales

I got called a Fatty McWhale Pants tonight while in a twitter fight with a 15 year old Justin Beiber fan.
I’m not exactly sure how it all started.
Ok, I’m lying, I know exactly how it started, but first let me talk about my experience with the weight loss pill Topamax.
As I am losing more weight, [...]

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