Barack Obama Clothing

Who really needs Barack Obama Clothing when they are sitting in front of a computer all day?

I mean, in realty all I wear is underwear and a tee shirt.

Sometimes it’s a funny shirt, sometimes its a plain shirt, but why would I want to wear Barack Obama Clothing when I am all alone.

I know.

Maybe I’ll feel like I am part of something “cool” as I eat my microwaved meals?

I can pretend I am changing the world when all I am really doing is not seeing daylight.

I think I am going to go for a walk.

The sunshine and the fresh air could do me some good.

Also, lower my blood sugar (which was 109 today…Booyah!)

Damn, now I need to get dressed.

We know what I am wearing.

Barack Obama Clothing?

Nope.

My favorite shirt.

It says Chinga Tu Madre on it.

That’s Spanish, for “Have a nice day!”

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This entry was posted on Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 am and is filed under Barack Obama Clothing. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Deep Fried Sugar

There is not too much to write about when all you are doing is sitting in front of a computer looking at style sheets and images all day.

What am I going to talk about?

That I had a problem with a Joomla SEO module that wasn’t working correctly, so I emailed the creator back and forth until I finally got the answer?

By the way, it was due to me not enabling a legacy plugin feature and not adding another category, so the non sef urls were redirecting themselves in an infinite loop.

Exciting huh?

If you ever have that issue, I suggest you get in touch with sakic.net

But, since you probably won’t ever deal with that, I want to talk about Chinese food.

So delicious.

But, I realized tonight that eating it is the same as eating deep fried sugar.

Mmmmm

The chicken was crispy and caramelized.

Deep fried and amazing.

No wonder I didn’t check my level today.

I didn’t want to know.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 am and is filed under Deep Fried Sugar. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Too Tired To Eat

Not even sure if I spelled that right.

I am tired and need to sleep.

Tried to get um my energy level with some nuts.

Nope.

An apple?

Nope.

Celery?

Nope.

I think just a pillow will help.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at 4:45 am and is filed under San Diego Comedy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

San Diego Comedy

Blood sugar 144.

As I was at my computer tonight, I got a call message from my friend Guam.

He was watching the door at the Comedy Store, and wanted to say hi.

Lucky him.

As I was doing tedious code work, he was enjoying some San Diego Comedy.

It’s funny, San Diego Comedy is a misnomer.

Since no one is really from San Diego, the San Diego Comedy scene consists mostly of Mexican jokes and jokes about places where people are from.

I mean come on….my friend’s name is Guam for g-d sakes.

Where do you think he’s from?

Any way, I got another Dirty Jew letter from Obama today. (click to enlarge)

Now, I’m not saying that Obama hates Jews.

But, I think it’s weird that twice in a weekend, Obama asked a Dirty Jew (according to him) for money.

Hmmm.

Maybe we should all lighten up?

Maybe we should take in some San Diego Comedy?

Then we can make fun of the Mexicans together.

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This entry was posted on Monday, June 30th, 2008 at 4:03 am and is filed under Obama Hates Jews, San Diego Comedy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Obama Hates Jews

After I checked my sugar this morning, I turned on the computer and checked my email.

Imagine my surprise when I saw a letter from Barack Obama.

He was asking for money.

That wasn’t the shocking part.

The email from Obama was addressed to Dirty Jew Jewerstein.

I swear.

The email started out as…

“Dear Dirty Jew –

On Monday, everyone will be watching our fundraising totals to see if we can compete with the McCain campaign.

This month is the first test of our grassroots fundraising strategy since we declared our independence from the broken campaign finance system.”

Don’t believe me that Obama hates Jews?

Don’t really think that Barack Obama is antisemitic and that Obama is bad for Israel?

Fine.

I have evidence. (click to enlarge)

The above is the actual email that I got.

Now, I don’t know if Obama hates Jews.

Not sure if Barack Obama is bad for Israel.

But, I do know that he needs a good Public Relations firm and a great web guy.

I hope no one finds out.

Tags: barack obama, Barack Obama is antisemitic, Barack Obama is bad for Israel, Obama Hates Jews

This entry was posted on Saturday, June 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm and is filed under Barack Obama is antisemitic, Barack Obama is bad for Israel, Obama Hates Jews. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Mystery Drawer Riddle Solved

Blood sugar 125.

Mango Slice.

I still want one.

I guess I am not the Energizer Bunny.

After a week of hard work, I finally burnt out.

Went to bed at 7 am and woke up at 1.

But, now I am tired.

So, this is gonna be a short one.

However, I did solve the mystery of the drawer.

You know the one.

It’s at the bottom of the oven?

Well, it’s not a drawer.

It’s the broiler.

Who knew?

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This entry was posted on Friday, June 27th, 2008 at 9:11 pm and is filed under Mango Slice. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

The Unsolvable Philly Question

Can someone explain this to me?

Maybe you’re a shrink, a sociologist or just a smart person.

Regardless, here is my issue.

Life is good.

My blood sugar was great today (119), I have a great life, live in San Diego so I have the perfect weather.

My career is going great, I have a loving family and great friends.

Shorty is awesome.

My comedy and videos are taking off and because of that I get to do cool stuff, like go to Vegas, Florida, New York and events like the SpikeTV awards and the Playboy mansion.

Now here is the issue.

Tonight as I was working on the computer I put on the TV as background, Shorty was in the other room watching TV so I couldn’t watch our Tivo.

I popped in Rocky 6 into the DVD and went back to work.

By the end of the movie I was in tears, homesick and sad.

How the hell does a movie do that to you?

I love Philly with all my heart, but in the winter it’s cold.

In the summer it’s a swamp.

There is crime.

There are potholes.

But a few bars from the Rocky theme song and I turn into a raving lunatic.

I think back to my summers waiting in a two hour line for water ice on Shunk street.

Think back to July 4th waiting all day on the grass for a 15 minute free fireworks show.

Think back to sitting in traffic on the expressway.

Think back to getting my heart ripped out year after year by the Phillies, Eagles, Flyers and Sixers.

Think back to eating soft pretzels from a dirty vendor who I wouldn’t trust washing my car.

Back to two days of thunderstorms in the summer.

Shoveling snow in the winter.

Yet, as the rocky theme song is playing on loop because I am too lazy to turn the DVD off, I am starting to think that it isn’t that bad?

Am I crazy?

Do I know that Rocky doesn’t exist?

Stallone isn’t even from Philly.

It’s a movie.

HELP….

Does anyone have an answer?

Why are people from Philly so …. Philly?

I don’t get it..

Check this out.

If you are from Philly and you watch this you will feel something.

If you aren’t from Philly and you watch this you will say I don’t get it.

Tags: Playboy Mansion, Playboy Mansion Party Pictures, rocky, rocky theme song, spiketv awards, The Unsolvable Philly Question, water ice

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 26th, 2008 at 10:42 pm and is filed under Playboy Mansion, Playboy Mansion Party Pictures, The Unsolvable Philly Question, rocky, water ice. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.