Why Apple is the best Porn Site

October 13, 2011

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Why Apple is the best Porn Site

The reason Apple is the best porn website on the net is due to the fact that they keep screwing me. First the Lion upgrade wiped my whole hard drive (ok, maybe it’s my fault for not having a backup), but then today when I tried updating that same computer, the 900 megabyte file took [...]

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Top 10 dirty things Siri will not do

October 12, 2011

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Top 10 dirty things Siri will not do

Everyone is taking about Apple’s new Siri voice software and while the focus on the cool things that she (or it) can do, no one has yet talked about the things that Siri will not do and since we had the chance to play with the new iPhone 4S, we had the chance to push [...]

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The difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak

October 11, 2011

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The difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak

What is the difference between Sidney Pollack and Kevin Pollak? Besides the obvious fact that Sidney has an extra C in his name, my quest to find out is just beginning. I’ve met Kevin Pollak before at a few events with former CBS news hottie Shira Lazar (still a hottie, no longer with CBS) and [...]

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Steve Jobs Knew Why

October 10, 2011

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Steve Jobs Knew Why

My grandfather died of pancreatic cancer November 2000. It was a sad death, made all the more painful because it was sudden. The doctors had no idea what was happening till the end and all my grandfather had was a short period of time before the morphine kicked in to say some short goodbyes and [...]

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oysters rockefeller

August 9, 2011

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How to make kosher Oysters Rockefeller

As a fat Jewish guy who is semi kosher, I always here about cool foods and wonder how to make them kosher. Today for example, someone was raving about Oysters Rockefeller and since the global financial markets decided to take a nosedive, I think it would be most appropriate to come up with a kosher [...]

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