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This will be a very short post.
All you have to do is watch this video.
You cannot help but smile.
Trust me.
Hit play and I dare you to to have anything but an upside down frown on your mug.
It’s that good.
By the way, a lot of people are asking if Kathryn Bigelow is Jewish.
As far as I [...]

Yes, I am calling Kathryn Bigelow a whore.
Now, first let me explain that I think James Cameron is also a douche bag. (bye bye Hollywood dreams)
If you saw the Academy Awards tonight you probably saw Ben Stiller dressed as an Avatar saying the kiddish. (yes he was speaking Hebrew and not Navi.)
By the way, Navi [...]

I got called a Fatty McWhale Pants tonight while in a twitter fight with a 15 year old Justin Beiber fan.
I’m not exactly sure how it all started.
Ok, I’m lying, I know exactly how it started, but first let me talk about my experience with the weight loss pill Topamax.
As I am losing more weight, [...]

Yes, I am 32 years old and mad at my mother.
Friday night I decided that since it was going to rain this weekend I was going to make some cholent.
For those of you who don’t know what cholent is, it is a cross between stew, chili and kaopectate.
I went to the market and got my [...]

I’m sure Alan Dershowitz knows the definition of Judo.
I think that Judo is defined as using one’s strength against them.
So, imagine the sense of pride I felt when I read Dershowitz’s article about the alleged Mossad assassination attempt in Dubai.
Of course it had the usual legal wrangling but it also had a cool argument.
“The Goldstone [...]